The Mueller Report is out, except for the parts that Attorney General William Barr felt free to redact, which appear to be many. Congress would like to see the entire report, and so would I. Barr apparently assumed that hundreds of collective congressional minds were incapable of reading and understanding the report, so he set his superior brain to interpreting it for them. This is the act of one egotistical suck-up handing another egotist exactly what he wanted instead of exactly what was true. We are in for a long, nasty fight over this. An extended national migraine headache.
Here's what I think should be redacted: William Barr. Wouldn't it be funny if Barr were barred from the bar?
A redacted Stephen Miller is way overdue. He should be forced to wear a black, redacted costume for the rest of his days.
A redacted Eric Trump might not even be noticed at the White House. Eric is one of those shadowy creatures who surfaces from time to time to praise his father. But no one outside the White House pays attention to him.
The Wicked Witches of the West Wing girls, Kellyanne and Sarah, need redacting. Starting with their mouths.
I wouldn't waste ink trying to redact the president. It's such fun watching him try to squirm out of his many troubles.
Ivanka and Jared Trump (Bonnie and Clyde) must suffer a different fate. For them I call on the Greek goddess Athena, who once turned a rival, Arachne, into a spider. Mr. and Mrs. Kushner must be turned into spiders. It would be so easy for someone to step on them that way. But in order to keep them from reproducing more of their kind, they must be sterile spiders. Sterile, to match their hearts.
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