Karen Brown, Writer

Friday, March 18, 2016

Fred Flintstone for President

Why not vote for Fred? He's a nice guy, which we cannot say for quite a few of the real 2016 candidates. He has he same hair as one of the candidates and a similar taste in fashion. As for intelligence, I think he could hold his own in a debate with a select few who are presently displaying their ignorance of foreign policy, the budget, and immigration.

And Fred has been married only to Wilma, an attractive hard working lady with lots of savvy. She might even be a trophy wife by the standards of her day. But she never wears plunging necklines, which might be a drawback among some of the nation's lustier voters.

Imagine what Fred's stretch limo would look like. It wouldn't even need to be bullet proofed because no bullet could pierce those rocks. Barney Rubble could be the driver.

Congress is already functioning at a Stone Age level of competence, so Fred could move into the White House well prepared to deal with his peers.

I think this could work.
 

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