We are now in the fourth month of Donald Trump's lightning campaign to eradicate COVID-19 from all America. Trump proudly points to the facts that there are only 2,032,633 cases now and only 136,000 deaths--the highest numbers of any country in the world. He lifts his Bible (upside down) and smirks into the camera to celebrate the results of his tireless efforts to Make America Great Again--while ducking all responsibility for thousands of deaths. 🙈🙉
Meanwhile, people insist on dying at an alarming rate and marching against an injustice that he barely notices. He retires to his bunker (only to inspect it) in case things might get tough for him some day and he might have to occupy it. What did he expect to find down there, Adolf Hitler? Saddam Hussein? Those two fellows didn't find much comfort in their hidey-holes. But of course they didn't have cell phones. Can a person Tweet from a concrete bunker, many feet below ground? Trumps shaky grip on sanity depends on it.
In fairness, Trump has been functioning at a disadvantage. His daughter Ivanka has taken possession of the family brain cell to conduct complex negotiations with the Chinese who are so vital to her fashion enterprises. She is a selfish young squirt, even with President Daddy, and refuses to hand it back to the Bumbler in Chief. But she promises to return it before the Republican Convention.
Those from the White House expected to attend the convention are:
Donald J. Trump, who now claims that he is making a “transition to greatness.” 2016 redux
Donald—I wanna be just like Daddy—Trump Jr.
Eric Trump He’s not official; he just likes to play with the big kids.
Ivanka, the Insipid, Kushner
Jared—my blood is all white cells—Kushner
William, the Balloon, Barr
Mitch, Old Gravity Face, McConnell
Steve. the Bottom Feeder, Miller
Kellyanne Conner, whose mouth is the nemesis of truth
And Trump will hug the flag smirkily as he has done before. Some clever lady wrote on a social network that, “You’re supposed to salute the flag, not hump it.” Damn, I wish I’d said that. 👿
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In fairness, Trump has been functioning at a disadvantage. His daughter Ivanka has taken possession of the family brain cell to conduct complex negotiations with the Chinese who are so vital to her fashion enterprises. She is a selfish young squirt, even with President Daddy, and refuses to hand it back to the Bumbler in Chief. But she promises to return it before the Republican Convention.
Those from the White House expected to attend the convention are:
Donald J. Trump, who now claims that he is making a “transition to greatness.” 2016 redux
Donald—I wanna be just like Daddy—Trump Jr.
Eric Trump He’s not official; he just likes to play with the big kids.
Ivanka, the Insipid, Kushner
Jared—my blood is all white cells—Kushner
William, the Balloon, Barr
Mitch, Old Gravity Face, McConnell
Steve. the Bottom Feeder, Miller
Kellyanne Conner, whose mouth is the nemesis of truth
And Trump will hug the flag smirkily as he has done before. Some clever lady wrote on a social network that, “You’re supposed to salute the flag, not hump it.” Damn, I wish I’d said that. 👿
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