Hail to the Thief

A man who does not pay the people who build his towers is not a savvy businessman; he is a thief.
One such man is also president of the United States. I thought it fitting to write some words to go with the music, "Hail to the Chief," that is played whenever he waddles up to a lectern to give a speech.


Hail to the Thief
Donald Trump, the mighty Twitterer.
He loves Sean Hannity
And Sean Loves him, too,

     So Foxy.

Hannity could be First Lady
If he wanted to.

Ohhhhhh,

Hail to the Thief
And to Russia's shirtless leader.
Trump is a sissy man
Compared to sneaky Vlad,

     The killer.

They never smooch in public;
It might make Sean mad.


Ohhhhhh,

Hail to theThief
And to horny, porny Stormy.
She's a naughty porn star
And he's a porn star, too

     ---in reality.

Is this what America looks like
When it is great?